Affidavit of Truth
I, ________________________________, Badge Number_______ , EIN___________ do hereby solemnly swear under the pains and penalties of perjury, that I am not now, nor will I ever engage in any kind, type or amount of fraud upon any man or woman either in the performance of my duties as a duly authorized government agent, as a quasi-government agent or any kind of agent, or while off duty.
I, _________________________________, Badge Number _______, EIN___________ also do solemnly swear under the pains and penalties of perjury, that I will not permit any other man or woman to engage in any kind, type or amount of fraud upon others at any time, if such knowledge is made known to me by any means possible.
I, _________________________________, Badge Number ________, EIN___________ do fully realize the seriousness of my statements made herein and will apprise my superiors, principals and other seniors of my knowledgeable actions at all times, following the legal precept that Notice to Principals is Notice to Agents and Notice to Agents is Notice to Principals.
I, ___________________________________, Badge Number ________, EIN__________ do hereby promise to abide by the Clean Hands Doctrine at all times while on duty and off duty, and the Void for Vagueness Doctrine as well. If these stipulations are not adhered to one hundred percent of the time, the charges of being a Road Agent fully apply at all times.